One of my friends has some kind of odor from her ‘gina and doesn’t know what its from. So she told me she’s gonna put garlic in there to fix it. She totally set me up for these though::
Her: I read you immediately taste garlic when you put it in.
Me: So were always tasting cum?
Her: NO! I said Garlic.
Her: I tied it with thread and put it in. But Damn, I taste and smell like garlic already.
Me: It really taste like raw garlic?
Her: It kinda taste like garlic but I love garlic.
Me: Eat some chips and salsa and your set.
Her: This will fix it for sure. And if it’s going towards a yeast infection..this will cure it in one night.
Me: Turn the oven on, lets bake bread.
Her: I could totally live off the grid..Make my own shampoo and conditioner…who needs a doctor
Me: Not me! I would be all stinky…like garlic. HAHAHahaha!